What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
11.06.2025 09:47
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
True - how I loved my mum!
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
5-Day Workout Plan That Melts Belly Fat for Men Over 50, Trainer Says - Eat This Not That
What do you mean son?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?